I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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