i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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