It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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