i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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