quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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