I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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