yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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