I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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