glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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