ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
