Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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