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• (212): View more from New York

  This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.

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• (626): View more from California

  it was like eating out sand paper

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing

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• (917): View more from New York City

  no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It's rum buckets o'clock

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/

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