I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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