ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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