and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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