I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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