Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My pussy is not your playground.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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