Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
