is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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