Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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