What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Drunk is a universal language darling
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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