He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
why is half of my head shaved?
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