Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have demons in me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I had to cum in my sink.
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