This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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