drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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