i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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