I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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