You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
that is very illegal...i love you.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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