I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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