remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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