he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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