I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
