lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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