You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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