How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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