Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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