Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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