I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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