Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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