great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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