She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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