So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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