and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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