Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
