well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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