that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize
