help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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