i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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