I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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