so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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