i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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