Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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