I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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