Don't you send me to vm
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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